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Perverted Daddy System
by PinkCulture
“What the fuck? What is going on? Have I completely lost it?”As I stare panicky at the dot unable to decide what to do, the white dot disappears and a line of text appears in its place.[Installing files. 1% done…]As I watch the text in shock, the percentage gradually increases. […2%...3%...4%...]I move to the living room in a zombie-like manner, too shocked to think clearly and lie down on the couch.“Something is wrong with me; I think I finally lost my sanity…”[…12%...13%...14%...]Unable to…
Transmigration: Space-Aided Rise to Power and Prosperity
by Flying Waterfall
In the end times, Gu Chengyu crosses over to an ancient and fictional Dynasty, becoming the most cherished peasant's son in the family.Since I have become a boy, let's lead the whole family to earn money and become prosperous!Who knew the old mother insists on becoming an imperial decree wife, how to deal with this matter?This text features a powerful golden finger.
After Transmigration: Unexpectedly Wed the Ruthless Tycoon
by Qian Xia Jiao
Transmigrated into the book as a cannon fodder female supporting role, the ex-wife of the male lead who hasn't divorced yet. Gu Fuqiao just wants to say no!—Reader group 570310348, those who like this text can join, the knock-on-the-door brick is the name of a character in the book.
Saving the World in an Apocalypse-Style Text Game
by Senior Brother The Sword Crafter
Lin Xun unintentionally downloads a text game called "Book of Salvation".Leveling up and taking adventures is just standard procedure.Not only can he bring game items into reality, but he discovers that he can also bring game characters into the real world…Although the game difficulty is hellish, luckily, Lin Xun has an unusual talent.While other Apostles can only use one game character…Lin Xun is hesitating over which one of the game characters he should use.While other Apostles are still using…
Ling Tian Sword God
by Great Virtues of the Bamboo Grove
Ling Chen, the number one prodigy in the Martial World, lost all his cultivation and martial arts when his sect encountered a major disaster. On the brink of death, Ling Chen accidentally obtained the divine martial arts text, ‘’Ling Tian Sword Scripture‘’, and was able to repair his meridians. From then on, he began to understand the Sword Way, condense the Sword Heart, comprehend the Sword Intent, and ultimately became a Sword God of his generation!
This Text Adventure Game is definitely poisonous
by Pentacolored Seven Characters
It all started when the protagonist downloaded a game called "The Fool (Beta Version)," marking a pivotal shift in the style of his life. This was no ordinary game; it lacked visuals and music, composed solely of lines of text and a multitude of choices. Yet, each decision within the game had the power to alter the player's destiny, for on the other side of the game lay a real, unknown world.Players were unable to physically enter this otherworld or see its landscapes, experiencing the alternate…
Super God-Level Top Student
by A tub of pudding
"Seek poetry within rigorous logic, understand the essence of existence in endless exploration." —Qiao ZeWelcome to a school prodigy novel without a system, where intelligence crushes all, for your appreciation!PS: This text is a light-hearted daily life story of a school prodigy. Readers who do not enjoy slice-of-life stories, please consume with caution.
A Maiden's Land
by A strand of warmth
(The main text has concluded) (A satisfying face-slapping story set in a historical era)The schemes of her husband and cousin led to Tang Huai's death.Once reborn,this time, Tang Huai opened her eyes to truly see people for who they are, kicked away every scumbag that came her way, and tore apart every fake innocent that appeared.Whenever she had the chance, she earned money and tormented the undeserving, living an exceptionally fulfilling life.
How To Lose A Crush In 10 Texts
by Prînx_Austin
Step 1: Inherit a creepy old mansion.Step 2: Unlock a cursed system that makes girls fall dangerously in love with you… just by saying “hi.”Step 3: Learn that if you don’t reject them within 10 texts, something terrible happens.My name’s Ren.And apparently, I’m the “Catalyst for Affection-Based Catastrophes.”(Yeah. That’s literally what it said.)My peaceful new life? Over.Now I’m stuck in a house full of magically unstable girls:A sword-swinging elf.A fire mage with zero personal boundaries.A st…
Text Game: It All Began when a Cat-eared Girl Took Me In
by Fox In The Box
Everything started when Luo Xi was forcibly installed by an unscrupulous game company with a so-called daily text game called "Dawn".But he quickly discovered that this was far from a normal, everyday text game.Like this message - [Traveler, you can't be lewd!]And what the hell is this?Luo Xi fell into deep thought as he looked at the big brick pulled out from his bag.It was only when the adorable little loli with beast ears appeared in front of him, Luo Xi realised things were spiraling out of …
Legenda Naga Menantu
by Sky Luo
Text:"""Tak pernah keluarga Jord menduga bahwa menantu mereka, seorang pecundang di mata mereka, ternyata adalah Sang Penguasa Naga yang telah hidup selama ribuan tahun..."""
A Series of Tumblr Posts
by TheOverWorld
Neither gender oriented. Just a vent posts of mine from Tumblr that I posted to quotev and now here. These are vent posts.
Not the daddies she expected
by Unusualdee
Warning This book contains explicit and matured BDSM/Erotica content.Married, sex-deprived Anna didn't expect that her sexual fantasies will be fulfilled to the peak when she decided to accept the invite of the Twins sibling she met on Tumblr, until she got to their mansion and she was caged and prisoned after signing a legal consensual form.“Why did you accept our invite? Tell us again, ” Jacob asked Anna as he slapped her already, red swollen cheek.“Because I want you guys to treat me like a s…
A Royal Pain In The Texts
by Crystal
What are the odds that you are dared to send a random text to a stranger? And, what are the odds that the stranger happens to be someone you would never have imagined in your wildest fantasies?Well, the odds are in Chloe's favor. A text conversation which starts as a dare takes a one eighty degree turn when the person behind the screen turns out to be the cockiest, most arrogant, annoying asshat. Despite all this; the flirting, the heart to heart conversations and the late night musings are some…
FUNNY STORIES
by GCComFounder99
This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned!Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!
This Journey to the West is so terrifying
by Wan Chuan Mountain Man
Lin Fang traveled through "Journey to the West," bearing the "Journey to the West" text, always thinking that by using his foreknowledge, he would definitely be able to live a prosperous life. However, he suddenly discovered something off about this "Journey to the West"—cannibalistic immortals, deceitful Buddha. Shocked, he turned his head to look at the "Journey to the West" under the dim light. There, the book was flipping its pages under the glow of the lamp, and every page shockingly displa…
The Legend of Fuyao
by World Convergence
While excavating tombs, an archaeologist, the “red-haired witch,” causes too great a disturbance, becoming a martyr as a result of the grave chamber’s collapse. Seventeen years later, she finds herself transmigrated into the Five Regions Continent as the delinquent, Meng Fuyao, who struggles to survive in the lowest rungs of society. As a tsundere, crafty, loyal, vengeful, bold, and sharp-tongued woman, she has a unique charm that draws people around her.Follow the funny Fuyao as she defies fate…
FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED
by DCreativeApkDev
This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.